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 Post subject: Meet Razor the monkey
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:53 pm 
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MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.


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 Post subject: Re: Meet Razor the monkey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:44 am 
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Rehab? LOL....He doesn't sound like a quitter. He'll probably rip someones face off.

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How do you instill rehabilitation into a monkey?

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 Post subject: Re: Meet Razor the monkey
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I say we eat him -- problem solved.

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I say we eat him -- problem solved.


And that is why we have AIDS... Filthy Monkey eater.


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stonekiller wrote:
Canadian wrote:
I say we eat him -- problem solved.


And that is why we have AIDS... Filthy Monkey eater.


It’s not my fault their so delicious..

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